Just Don't do it


'a hillarious romp... bonkers, yet touching... truly impressive physical comedy and creativity'
Explore Reading
‘Mounce and Young are very talented performers and when in full foolish flow very much a joy to watch'
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Christian youth camp and it's time for the sex talk! Enthusiastic youth leaders Trish and Tash explain how to save yourself until marriage; it's as simple as Just Don't Do It, right?

It's Christian summer camp and enthusiastic youth leaders Trish and Tash are giving their top tips for 'saving yourself until marriage' to the teenage girls. Not tempting the boys with inappropriate clothing, ‘safe’ dance moves and valuing your virginity above all else is a script they know well, and one which Tash, as Christian of the year (1991) can deliver with personal zeal. Trish, however, is not so convinced. When she starts to rebel, Tash's repressive tactics go into overdrive and the ground opens up beneath them. Literally. It will take an epic journey into a mythical realm, some singing vulvas and a few surprising spiritual encounters to reconsider everything they thought they knew about sex, faith and friendship.

Based on the performers' personal experiences, American purity culture and an ancient matriarchal myth Just Don't Do It is a 'bonkers yet touching' (***** Explore Reading) clown theatre debut.


There will be hymns. There will be bizarre rituals. There will be vagina (puppets).

Watch the trailer here

‘Just Don’t Do It is a show that should be applauded... we shouldn’t be afraid to talk about our bodies and what we do with them but we should be free to express our choices, be that sexual or spiritual, without fear of judgment or reproach.’
Broadway Baby
Just Don't Do It is available for touring to theatre venues and churches. Please contact us for our tour pack or more information. 

Audience Feedback

‘Just Don’t Do It was exciting, shocking and jolly good fun!’


‘Amazing! So honest and hilarious and beautiful.’

‘Felt like I was seeing my own thoughts and fears on stage.’

‘I feel excited and I feel seen, in a very good and overwhelming way.'


'I never laughed so hard in my life!’

‘This show reinforced my right to be who

I am.’

‘All-encompassing, thought-provoking bliss! Anyone with a pulse should see this.’

‘10/10 - would vulva puppet again!’

‘Hilariously funny, deeply sobering: exquisitely beautiful and squirmingly uncomfortable.’

‘Stunningly brilliant! Complex, feminist and fun.’

‘Gutsy and unashamed… hilarity that cuts you to the quick!’

‘I am thrilled that this exists. Thank you both so much!’

‘Barmy, cringey and uncomfortably familiar. What did I just watch?!’

‘Made me cry buckets.'

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